“二(èr )战(zhàn )”时(👷)期，盟军要(yào )实(shí )(🥇)施安奇(🏽)奥登陆(🔼)计划，迫(😘)于(🕟)对一门叫(jiào )安(🤢)奇奥(ào )大炮的(🎗)超级武器的忌(🌰)惮，要(yào )派(🗼)两个精(jīng )锐(ruì )特(🎾)工(📿)去摧毁这门大炮(🌗)，结果两个(🚤)傻逼(bī )(⚫)被派了(le )去，最后经过一连串(chuàn )搞(🙍)笑事(shì )件，阴差阳错的最后完(📞)成了(🎫)任务。　　片(🙁)段一(yī )：(🖍)德(🚑)国人在北(běi )非布置了一个陷阱(jǐng )，准备了(🔩)一幅假的(de )防御工事地图让这二(🌑)个士兵带回去(qù )。他(tā )们却阴差阳错的(de )拿走了真的地图，最(⛓)终赢(⏰)得了战(zhàn )(⛏)役。　　片段(🚻)二(🤲)：他们化装成(⛳)管(guǎn )道(🤳)工潜入德军在意大(🤖)利(lì )的司(sī )令部(🗳)，给(🈁)他(❕)们卫生间的管道修得(💍)乱七八(🦇)糟，把(bǎ )将军淋(lín )了个落(👪)汤(🥋)鸡。将军去换衣(yī )服，拉开抽屉发(🙎)现一套新的军服，于是洗(📛)头(🔤)洗脸准(zhǔn )备(bèi )(🥤)换上(shàng )新军服的时(shí )(🍽)候闭着眼把脸盆(pén )里(lǐ )的脏(zāng )水倒进(🖍)抽屉里(lǐ )了（柜子旁边有(yǒu )一个废水桶）。那个将军(jun1 )是最主要的(👩)一(🧘)个配角，很有意思(sī )。到影片(piàn )结(⛴)束前1分钟，都没有一(yī )句(🔬)台词。最后说(shuō )了一句“谢(👼)谢(😲)”。　　片(piàn )(💨)段三：德军有一门超级大(dà )炮俯视(shì )着联军(🏆)将(🐣)要登陆的(de )海滩。这二个士兵居(jū )然化装成希特勒(lè )和随从，去视(shì )察大(😂)炮，把大炮炸掉(diào )了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time