“二战(zhàn )”时(shí )期，盟军(✒)要实施安奇奥登(🍩)陆(lù )计划(🃏)，迫于对一门(🔱)叫(jiào )安奇(qí )奥大炮的超级武器的忌惮，要派两(liǎng )个(gè )精锐特工去摧毁这门大炮，结果两个傻(🖲)逼被(bèi )派了去，最后(🗄)经(🛍)过一连串(👁)搞笑事件，阴差阳错的最(🕌)后完(wán )成了(le )任务。　　片段一：德国人在(🕕)北非(fēi )布置了(🔊)一个陷阱，准(🧚)备了一幅(fú )假的防御工事地图让这二(🌑)个士兵带回去。他们却阴(yīn )(✋)差(🐑)阳错(cuò )的拿(🤸)走了(🙄)真的地图(🙉)，最终赢(⏰)得了战(⛏)役。　　片(piàn )段(duàn )二：他们化装成(⛳)管(🏯)道(🤳)工潜入德军(🧟)在意(🧣)大利(lì )的司令部，给他们卫生间的(🥊)管(🍑)道修得乱七八糟，把(bǎ )将军(jun1 )(🐛)淋(lín )了个(gè )落汤(tāng )鸡。将军(jun1 )去换衣服，拉开抽(chōu )屉发现一(yī )套新(xīn )的军服，于是(shì )洗(📛)头洗脸(liǎn )准备(bèi )换上新(xīn )军服的(de )时(🍽)候闭着(🏴)眼把(bǎ )(📐)脸盆里的脏水(shuǐ )倒(🆙)进抽屉(💣)里了（柜(guì )子旁边有(yǒu )一(🍁)个废(fèi )水桶）。那个将军是最主(🛃)要的一个配角(❓)，很(hěn )(✖)有(yǒu )意(yì )思。到影片结束前1分钟(⏺)，都(🔮)没(👅)有一句(jù )台词。最后说了(le )(🐌)一句“谢(xiè )谢”。　　片(💨)段三：(🛃)德军(🍾)有(🕵)一门(mén )超级大(♊)炮(👆)俯视着联(🗒)军将要(yào )登陆的(de )海滩。这(🍈)二个(gè )士(👔)兵(bīng )居然化装成(🦐)希特勒和随从，去视察大(dà )(😂)炮(pào )，把大炮炸掉了。　　(🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time