“二战(zhàn )”时期(🔨)，盟(méng )军要实施安(📒)奇(qí )(🏽)奥登陆(lù )计划，迫于对一(yī )门(🔱)叫安奇(🤴)奥(🍥)大炮的(de )超级武器的忌惮，要(yào )(🏴)派(pài )两个精锐特(🎾)工去摧毁这门大炮，结果两个(gè )傻逼被(bèi )派了去，最后经过一连(lián )串搞笑(💆)事件，阴差阳(🏐)错的(de )最后(🛺)完成了任务。　　片段一：德国人(rén )在北(🤯)非布(🐖)置了一个(gè )陷阱(🌙)，准备了(le )一幅假的防御工事地图(❔)让这二个(gè )士兵带回去。他(🙂)们却阴差阳(yáng )错的拿走了真的地(dì )图，最终赢得了战役(🥫)。　　片段二：他们化(huà )装(👺)成管道工潜(🥕)入德(dé )(🐀)军在意(yì )(🧣)大利的(🕯)司(🌮)令(lìng )部，给他(❕)们卫生(shēng )(💔)间的管道(👊)修(🛎)得乱(🚗)七(qī )八(bā )(🦇)糟(zāo )，把将军淋了个落汤鸡(jī )(🤷)。将军(💅)去换(🚶)衣服，拉开(kāi )抽屉发现一套(tào )新的军(jun1 )(📧)服，于是洗头洗脸准备换上新军服的时候(hòu )(🏃)闭着眼把脸盆(pén )里的脏水倒进抽屉(💣)里了（柜子(zǐ )(⏳)旁(páng )边有一个废水桶(tǒng )）。那(📤)个将军是最(👚)主要(⏺)的一个配角(jiǎo )，很(✖)有(yǒu )意思(🎴)。到影(🚩)片(🍹)结束前(qián )1分钟，都没(👅)有一(🐈)句台(tái )词。最后说了(le )一句“谢(xiè )(👼)谢”。　　片(piàn )段(🈸)三：德军有(🕵)一门超(chāo )级大炮俯视着(🍉)联军将要(yào )登陆的海(hǎi )滩。这二(🕌)个(🏗)士兵居然(rán )化装成希特(tè )勒和随(suí )(⏭)从，去视(shì )察大炮(pào )，把(👧)大(dà )炮炸掉了。　(🌲)　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time