“二战”时(👷)期，盟(⛲)军(jun1 )要(yào )(🐽)实(shí )施安奇奥登陆计划，迫于(🕟)对一门叫(jiào )安奇奥大炮的超(chāo )级武器的忌惮，要派两个(gè )精(💤)锐特工去摧毁(⏬)这门(mén )大炮，结(♑)果(📼)两个傻逼被派了去，最后经过(guò )一连串搞笑事件，阴(🛹)差阳错的最(zuì )后完成了(le )任务(🗑)。　(🍮)　片段一(🚸)：德国人(🥀)在北非(fēi )(😱)布(bù )(🐖)置了一个陷(🚢)阱(🌙)，准备了一幅假的(de )防御工事地图让这二个士兵带回去。他们却阴(yīn )差阳(yáng )错(🙌)的拿走(🌞)了真的地图(tú )，最终赢(yíng )(⏰)得了战役。　　片(piàn )段二：他们化装成管(guǎn )道工潜入德(dé )(🐀)军在意大利的司令(lìng )部(bù )，给他(❕)们卫生(shēng )间(jiān )的管道(👊)修得(💍)乱(luàn )七八糟(😊)，把(➡)将军淋(🌹)了个落(👪)汤鸡。将军去换衣(yī )服，拉开(kāi )抽(🔈)屉发现一(yī )套新的军服，于(yú )是(⏲)洗头洗(👌)脸准备换(huàn )上新(xīn )军(💸)服的时候闭(🔞)着眼(🚲)把脸盆里的脏(zāng )水倒(🆙)进抽屉里了（柜子旁边(biān )(🚽)有(yǒu )一个废水(shuǐ )桶）。那个将军是最主要的(de )一(yī )个(gè )配角，很有意(💑)思(🎴)。到影片结(⛴)束前(qián )(❄)1分钟(⏺)，都(🔮)没有(yǒu )一(🐈)句台词。最(zuì )后说(🚪)了一句“谢(👼)谢(😲)”。　　片段三(🙅)：德军(🍾)有一门(mén )超(📯)级(🐇)大炮俯(fǔ )视着联军将要(yào )登陆(lù )的海滩。这二个(gè )士兵(😼)居(jū )然化装成希特勒和随从，去视察(🖥)大炮(😙)，把大(🐼)炮炸掉了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time